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Rating: PG
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Summary: Written for this brilliant
prompt on kinkme_merlin , The
new Muggle Prime Minister meets the
Minister for Magic.
Mr Cumber Butch Sherlock star shows off toned physique
IF you want to know why Sherlock’s Benedict Cumberbatch is The Sun’s Sexiest Man, here’s a big clue.
Benedict, 35, showed off his toned physique as he relaxed in the sea in Los Angeles.
He also played games on the beach with pals — sporting bird-print shorts and shades.
Benedict was voted No1 by readers ahead of David Beckham and TOWIE’s Joey Essex — even though the modest star reckons he looks like a racehorse.
Benedict Cumberbeach finally having his ‘Daniel Craig’ moment that he always wanted! And good lord those swim shorts Benedict. You gem.
Dashboard Tumblr-fessional - SaintDorianGray (Katy Perry Firework Parody)
based on this post, opener by barackfuckingobamaDo you ever feel like a Sherlock fan
Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam?
Do you ever feel like a Whovian?
Watching Rory die time and time againDo you ever feel the Supernatural
You smell the sulfur, so you get the motherfucking salt?
Did you know that there’s a place for you?
There’s others just like you.You gotta enter, your password, and username.
Then scroll and see the Tumblr memes‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl
The coolest kind in all the world
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
Baby, I’m a fandom girl
I’ll show you how I see the world
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
Into begging for some di-i-ickHere’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as
Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat
You see the parallels between Destiel
And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fellI’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars
If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a whore
But the Avengers, never pretend there’s
nothing between Steve and TonyPre-Chorus/Chorus
Fuck you, I
won a BAFTA twi-i-ice
If two characters fi-i-ight
It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s bitch
I won’t apologize for this
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
It seems these characters are sluts
But I love Tumblr too much
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
Into begging for some di-i-ickASKADKDALDJDJL
THIS IS REAL. THIS IS ME!
THIS IS A THING OF BEAUTY.
ACCURATE
THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OH MY GOD
I LOVE EVERYTHING THERE IS ABOUT THIS SONG
cannot not
THIS IS THE BEST SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD. I NEED A DOWNLOAD LINK.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
Fuck you, I
won a BAFTA twi-i-ice
If two characters fi-i-ight
It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight










